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Hilarious Happy Birthday Messages.

You should not always be so monotonous with the commonly used term HBD. Once in a while, it is good to make someone smile by giving a unique or just funny wish that will make your friend smile. Much as you might want to write or send a message that has your pal’s personality, it’s always great to make someone laugh by creating humor. Even if you think a common birthday joke will no longer give a laugh or a smile, nothing you risk losing. This article gives you a sneak peek into some of the hilarious wishes to send or write your friend during their birthdays.

If your pal is good at taking no offenses with jokes, then here are a few for their birthday messages. Doctor’s advises against intake of sugars at your age. As we celebrate your birthday we also celebrate your maturity birthday. Just because people grow old does not mean they are growing upstairs. If you choose to believe in your mind that you are ever young, yes you are and the head accepts you are really young. Happy birthday dear, it is a wish that you eat this cake before you collapse of old age.

Yes you are wiser with your age and so you should use your wisdom to earn your own things as there are no presents for you. Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life, you should be glad you’re doing it gracefully. You’re older, wiser, sophisticated and too mature to be concerned with material things like presents. You are not old until you can’t read this writing anymore. Best happy birthday wishes old baby. If you are enjoying your birthdays at this rate so should you enjoy your wrinkles. Congrats on your birthday and remember no sex because you need all your energy to blow out the candles.
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Don’t feel so uncomfortable about your age, people will all one day get as old as you are. Many aging men still want to act like young lads while ladies never grow beyond twenty’s. Forget about the past, it’s already gone, forget about the future, you cannot predict, forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Never mind about the past, it is much gone, neither should you mind the presents, for there are none. Happy birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something? Don’t worry about the rate at which you are celebrating your birthdays worry instead about the rate at which you are nearing your death date. Happiest birthday dear your secret is safe, your real age is out of bounds.
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It is no joke that you attended the best plastic surgery institution, happy birthday. If you want to hide your age the kind of people you should be with should be old and really fat. You are not forty; you are eighteen with twenty-two years of experience.